Well, this is an emotional moment for me as well as an auspicious one.  I’d like to thank my family, my professional colleagues, Drudge Forum, Lance for inviting me to contribute to this site.  Thank you for making me the Person of the Year. 

I’d like to thank each and everyone who took the time out of their busy schedules to comment on this site.  Who told me about online poker.  Free porn.  Ways to increase my johnson.  And of all the strangers to accost and beg for money, they chose me.  I’m not entirely sure how my need for Viagra leaked out into cyberspace, but maybe the 350 friends I haven’t met yet have a point.  In any case, whenever I screen Drudge Blog’s comment box, I am reminded time and time again that someone out there is there and they care.  Especially when they assume other people’s identities or “borrow” their e-mail addresses. You may not make it past my velvet rope, but never fear. Someone noticed you standing in line. 

And I’d like to thank YOU.  Whoever YOU are.

(P.S. YOU are also Time’s Person of the Year. Don’t sweat it.  Drudge admits thinking they were talking about him, too.)